So You Say It's Your Birthday?

Today I am at the age where I:

• may not experience another birthday defined by the product of twin primes
• will not experience another birthday defined by the product of twin Mersenne primes
• will hopefully experience another birthday defined by the product of cousin primes
• probably will not experience the first three digit palindromic prime
• may not experience another birthday defined by the sum of n^th and n^th+1 primes

I'm not sure this trivia makes me any happier :(